Entries by rickatwood

Never worry about your stubble irritating her face

With the Soft Goat($12), you’ll never have to worry about your stubble irritating her face, good idea? “When getting close matter, The Soft Goat stubble softener provides the cure to scratchy facial hair that leaves loved ones shying away from close contact. This single-sided, foam disc is comprised of a hypo-allergenic softening paper with a thin […]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FACIAL HAIR IMPLANTS A THING. THEY’RE NOT A THING.

In arguably the most ridiculous story to emerge lately, the crackerjack team of journalists over at the New York Post just released, “Hipster Wannabes Get Facial Hair Implants,” where they try to convince the rest of us that dudes everywhere are digging this new “trend” in male grooming.Hang on a second, I have to finish snort-laughing…OK, I’m done now. […]

The Soft Goat Takes a Hard Approach to Sharp Facial Hair

Revolutionary men’s grooming product addresses controversial issue of sharp facial hair A new men’s grooming tool is not only changing the way men look and feel about themselves, but also changing the way their loved ones feel about them too. According to psychologists featured in Men’s Health, woman prefer a manly layer of facial stubble. The […]

The Soft Goat Takes a Hard Approach to Sharp Facial Hair

NEWPORT BEACH, Calif.–(BUSINESS WIRE)–A new men’s grooming tool is not only changing the way men look and feel about themselves, but also changing the way their loved ones feel about them too. According to psychologists featured in Men’s Health, woman prefer a manly layer of facial stubble. The Soft Goat is a never-before-seen grooming tool that utilizes […]

Soft Goat’s Stubble And Beard Softener

Calling all hairy-faced guys (or girls…)! Do you ever get those days when you run your fingers through your flowing facial locks only to realise that they’re feeling a little coarse and therefore leave your fingers ripped to shreds? Yes? Then fear no more; the Soft Goat have the answer to all your chin-warmer woes! […]

Soft Goat Scruff & Goatee Softener

According to Soft Goat, “Scruffy is sexy!” And given that scruffy means unshaven and unshaven means me not having to partake in the laborious task of shaving every morning, it appears I have finally succeeded in my quest to reasonably and believably equate laziness with sexiness! And should I happen to find a young lady […]